i got food poisoning from bad thai
it made me retch, made me hallucinate...
distorted dirt bikes swirled in my eyes
as my stomach did wheelies on my face

as the poison in my stomach
mixed the real with the fake
my guts hit ramps
with a stabbing ache

the evacuation sounded like
a motor's strain
it was then i understood
a dirt bikes pain

for six hours i fluctuated
between dirt bike and man
alternating between
two wheels and two hands

i retched and i gunned
spitting dirt and phlegm
cursing the thai
and all of thaiwan

but after a while
the pain went away
the wheels became hands
and hands they did stay

for a while i was mad
about the bad food
but as i reflected
i traded in my mood

for all of the pain
and rhea of diar
i finally experienced
the dirt bike's fire

so if you ever eat
some poisonous thai
and get horribly sick
with arrhea of di

and vomit and visions
of dirt bikes galore
remember my friend
an end is in store

just tighten your helmet
and rock some big stunts
kick out the thai food
from back and in front

and if your big stunts
get particularly lush
grace the handle
with a courtesy flush